Confused, I said, "Your birthday?"
"No," he replied.
"For Christmas?" I asked.
"No, Mom, for Present Day!"
At this point I had no idea what he was talking about, so I asked him what in the world Present Day was, and he said, "You know, Present Day... The present day... like, today...."
Cracked. Me. Up. I love this kid, he's a hoot!